作詞：蔡奇龍
作曲：蔡奇龍
my bed my bed my bed
shitting on my bed
shitting on my bed
my bed my bed my bed my bed my bed
shitting on my bed
a cat sitting on my bed
she's on my bed
she's sitting on my bed
a cat sitting on my bed
she's on my bed
she's sitting on my bed
a cat sitting on my bed
on my bed
on my bed
on my bed
on my bed
a cat sitting on my bed
she's on my bed
she's sitting on my bed