作詞：陳奐仁
作曲：陳奐仁、何秉舜
Catch me if you can
7 8 9 10
Ready steady cam
Take a minute stan
Inside of a can
Underneath the van
I should buy a tank
Daddy's steely dan
Helter skelter in my pants
Puberty had some other plans
Mammaries I'm a fan
Secretly secretions
Gotcha pokeman
Mother is a hen
Piggies in the pan
Supper's ready man
Helter skelter in my pants
Puberty had some other plans
Mammaries I'm a fan
Secretly secretions
In the sheets again
Sticky lubricant
Sneaky spider sense
Always wash your hands